Sam. Straight, 20 something. World weary. Spend too much time and money on video games.

 

ifyouarefeelingdowncanifeelyouup:

bandgeeked:

McDonald’s was closed off by police tape today… What the hell could’ve happened, you ask?  …………………… McMurder.

I think we know who’s behind this.

ifyouarefeelingdowncanifeelyouup:

bandgeeked:

McDonald’s was closed off by police tape today… What the hell could’ve happened, you ask?
……………………
McMurder.

I think we know who’s behind this.

blakcparade:

A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION

blakcparade:

A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

(Source: beeblejuice)

royalanomaly:

some legends are told

some turn to dust or to gold

but you will remember me

remember me

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comehereyousexything:

Friendly reminder that Jared Padalecki is made of actual rainbows and sunshine.

comehereyousexything:

Friendly reminder that Jared Padalecki is made of actual rainbows and sunshine.

(Source: repimg)

inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan.