Sam. Straight, 20 something. World weary. Spend too much time and money on video games.

 

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

karlurbaninternational:

(1)(2) “Judge Dredd’s a good guy and a badass at the same time - it’s an irresistible combination. He’s your greatest hero and your biggest nightmare wrapped up in one. Seeing Karl, he’s so good in the role. He acts the part.” - John Wagner

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

fandomcollector:

hello-hannie:

Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape! 

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http://www.fashionbymayhem.com/

That little girl is going places

this little girl has more of a fashion sense than I do

The person youre meant to be will never need to be begged or chased

(via fucqmenow)

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita)

worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves.

Me getting into the fall spirit (via dearalexandra)

😂😂😂

(via d0it4theratchetz)

(Source: black--lamb)