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natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

  • Stranger: So what are you going to school for?
  • Me: Erm, funeral services actually
  • Stranger: Oh my, you're going to do the flowers and whatnot then I assume
  • Me: Not exactly.. I'm going to be a mortician
  • Stranger: A mortician, well that's... nice..
  • Me: Yeah...
  • Stranger: So why'd you decide on something like that, why not go to medical school
  • Me: Well you see, I would make a terrible nurse, patients talk too much

doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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shadowstep-of-bast:

the-musical-scottsmen:

reasons i love my friends #6578

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST

shadowstep-of-bast:

the-musical-scottsmen:

reasons i love my friends #6578

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST

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officialmillerhighlife:

norcalnoise:

ianoshea:


phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

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I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag


not being a douchebag is the best way to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7

Should also be noted, from watching The Girls Next Door, the Playmates decide on everything they do. All photoshoots and all the spreads in the magazines and calendars are their ideas and their doing. Hef is only there to give his stamp of approval.
None of those girls do things they don’t want to do, and he’s supportive of whatever.

i actually love this man

officialmillerhighlife:

norcalnoise:

ianoshea:

phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

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I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

not being a douchebag is the best way to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7

Should also be noted, from watching The Girls Next Door, the Playmates decide on everything they do. All photoshoots and all the spreads in the magazines and calendars are their ideas and their doing. Hef is only there to give his stamp of approval.

None of those girls do things they don’t want to do, and he’s supportive of whatever.

i actually love this man

Are you going to answer the nsfw tmi questions

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lemonteaandformaldehyde:

yes i am but i fell asleep before getting the chance too.. you would be wise to learn some patience, this seems really demanding of me after you’ve already sent me the one message asking and i don’t appreciate it one bit. yes i will answer the questions, but, next time go ahead and just wait it out until i do.

littlegingerwreckage:

This is extremely true and important.

littlegingerwreckage:

This is extremely true and important.

diamoncls:

dumbfollower:

diamoncls:

a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online

what about your friends overseas?

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